Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
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