it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
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