singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
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