i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
I had a dream about a turtle sitting on top of a horse skull. I'm certain its a symbol for my dead sex life. Trust me.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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