And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
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