I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
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