so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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