i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
third nipple confirmed
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
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