So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
I wish life had little blips of pornography
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
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that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
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Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
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