I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
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