So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
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Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
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Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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