THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
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