Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
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I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
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Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
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