when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
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I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
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The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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