My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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