GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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