Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Randomize
