Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
is that a dick in a sweater?
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