she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
How drunk was I last night?
You tried to unlock a door with your dick. That drunk.
Not the explanation for the cock bruise that I was looking for.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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