okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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