You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
So I told him it takes a lot to get me drunk & he said he was the heavyweight champion in college. We high-fived. Obviously I'm the favorite child.
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
I'm both gender and math confused
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