is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
Did you actually just quote Ace Ventura during a sext!?
You know it
Dammit now I have to marry you
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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