Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
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No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
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Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
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