All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
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he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
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I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
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