I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
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