Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
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I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
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Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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