Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
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Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
Can I color on your dick again?
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
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He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
I love you.
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