why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
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I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
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4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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