Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
You're a waste of cheezeits
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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