I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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