physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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