why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
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I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
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My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
as a side note pls kill me
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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