found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
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