Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
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