Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
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