duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
The air taste purple.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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