Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
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doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
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You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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