So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
Randomize
