Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
Thank you for holding my vodka while the police let me ride their horse.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
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