Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
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she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
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he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
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