what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
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