Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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