garbage
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you win
Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I'm a grown ass woman and I'm sitting in bed eating pizza at 4:30 a.m. BFD, right?
Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
i really wish my pants would only unzip when im sober
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
Why can't burritos get me drunk
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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