need another drink. this is the easiest way
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
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she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
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Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
You might have been able to redeem yourself had you not referred to grandma as "this bitch".
That explains the hand print on my face. That old lady knows how to throw a punch.
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
How dare sober me try to tell drunk me I can't eat the applesauce in the fridge! Stingy bitch IM EATING THE APPLESAUCE! you can tell sober me I said that.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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