I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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