2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
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