We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
I put an asterick after the names of people in my phone that I've fucked. Both as a form of bragging, and also so I can actually remember all their names.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
Randomize
