Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
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