sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
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Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
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This is the second time you've stolen a pet when you're drunk, given it back and cashed in on a reward...I think you have a problem
Gotta pay my student loans some way
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love