smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
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