in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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