..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
Farmville is her only friend.
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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