I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
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