Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
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