Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
Fuck appropriateness.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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