That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Pappa wants mamma naked
It's Friday. Sex?
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
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Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
Did I mention I should never take 5 Xanax and drink?
I sort of figured that out when I found you sitting on the roof of your house saying we could get in through the skylight while I called the locksmith.
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donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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